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Title: Emotion Sickness
Author: Chyld
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Characters: Lilith, Raven, Tazz, RTC
Disclaimer: I only own Lilith the rest belong to themselves Chapter 1
The RTC come out. Steven says something about viewing a room of someone that needed censored. The room appears on the Titon Tron. A female in the front row looks up at the Titon Tron and a look of disbelief appears on her face.
"My room," she whispers.
On the Titon Tron it shows a gothic sort of room.
Steven quickly says, "We know this person is a wrestling fan..." shows a Gangrel poster then a DX and Hardyz/Lita poster.
All the sudden the girl in the front row jumps over the barrier and snags a mic.
"Stevie, Stevie, Stevie..." she says.
He looks at her, madness showing in his face.
"Who do yout hink you are?!" he demands as she heads to the steps.
She stands on the apron, "Who am I? Who are you to invade someone's privacy like that!"
"You need help."
"I know I need help...but it isn't a censor type of help I need." she pauses. "Don't you recognize me?"
He looks at her, "No."
"Well I suppose you really wouldn't. It was over three years ago. I was only about....16...A shame...you were such a fun guy then...Stevie." Emphasis on Stevie.
"It's Steven."
She jumps off the apron and backs up the ramp. "Oh...Ivory. I do so enjoy being a woman. I'm sure woman like Chyna and Lita do to...it's their choice to dress the way they do. Personally I'd never dress the way they do, that's not my style. No one and I mean no one is going to tell me or my friends how to dress, what we can listen to or even how we can or should act...beware Right to Censor.."
The lights go out. When they come back on the girl is gone.
Backstage
The girls is coming out from behind the curtains when she sees Tazz and Raven.
She smiles, "Raven!"
He turns towards her. A look of disbelief on his face. "Lilith?!"
She runs towards him and hugs him. "Tazz," she says as she lets go of Raven and hugs Tazz. "It's so good to see you two again."
"Where did she go!" shouts an angry Steven.
'Well I got to go...do me a favor direct him somewhere else,"
"Lilith meet me back at my locker room in about 20 minutes if you can get out of sight of the RTC," says Raven.
"Okay," she quickly runs off down the hall and around a corner.
Steven and the rest of the RTC come into sight of Raven and Tazz. Raven points in the direction Lilith went. "That way," he says.
Steven gives him a funny look and goes a different direction than he pointed.
"Works everytime," says Raven as they walk to his locker room.
chapter 2
20 Minutes Later
Raven and Tazz wait in the locker room. Still no sign of Lilith. All the sudden they hear a loud noise out in the hall. They run out the door. Ivory and Lilith are going at it. Security is trying to pull them apart. Finally security seperates them. When Ivory is out of sight Lilith is pulled into the locker room. Raven shuts the door and looks at her.
"What?" she says innocently.
Raven just smiles at her, he puts his hand on her head and rubs it around.
"Hey."
He stops. She smooths her hair back into place. THen goes and sits down on a bench. "I have an idea."
Taxx and Raven sit down beside her.
"Okay..obviously Stevie doesn't remember me at the moment...so for now lets keep it that way, but give him little hints here and there...He's bound to remember me. Unless he's been brainwashed one too many times," Lilith looks at Raven.
He gives her an innocent look.
"Eventually he'll find out that we know each other, so hopefully that will refresh his memory. If not we'll have to do it for him," she grins evily.
* * * * *
A few minutes later Lilith leaves the locker room and heads to the APA office. She knocks on the makeshift door.
"Come on," she hears.
She opens the door and walks in.
"What do you want?" asks Faarooq.
"Your help," she says. She pulls up a chair and sits down. "How would you like the chance to take out some members of the Right to Censor?"
Faarooq and Bradshaw look at each other. "You have enough money?"
Lilith smiles. "I'm sure I have plenty of money." She pulls a roll of money out of the pocket of her leather jacket. The Acolytes eyes widen.
"I think you've got a deal," says Bradshaw.
Lilith smiles.
* * * * *
An hour later Lilith is walking down a hall with the Acolytes. The stop at the end of the hall. Lilith peaks around the corner to see Steven and Venis.
"Okay, here goes," she says.
She backs down the hall to get a running start to act like she's running from someone. Lilith takes off. She turns the corner looking behind her. She turns her head towards Steven and Venis. Lilith quickly tries to stop. She falls to her butt, which gets Steve and Venis' attention.
"Get her!" yells Steven.
She quickly scrambles to her feet and runs back around the corner. Lilith stops behind the Acolytes and turns back around. She folds her arms across her chest. Steven and Venis round the corner and get clotheslined by the Acolytes. Lilith stands by as the Acolytes beat up Steven and Venis. Eventually Steven and Venis run off like two wounded dogs. Lilith smiles as the Acolytes turn towards her.
"Well, I definatly know who to get to help me if I ever need it again...Thanks," she says.
Lilith turns around and heads back to Raven's locker room.
* * * * *
Chapter 3
She walks into the lockerroom with an 'I just did something' grin on her face. Tazz looks at her, "Alright, what did you do?"
Raven turns and looks at her.
"Folks moments ago Steven Richards and Val Venis of the Right To Censor were attacked backstage by the Acolytes," they hear on the monitor.
"That's what I did," she points at the monitor.
"That's Lilith for you," says Raven.
"You know if I didn't know any better, I'd think that was an insult," says Lilith.
Lilith and Raven stare at each other intensly. Tazz looks at Raven then Lilith. He steps between them, "Alright you two...that's enough." They both look at him. "We have bigger things to deal with." Lilith pouts...then smiles as do Raven and Tazz.
* * * * *
Back in the RTC lockerroom:
Steven and Venis are in pain. Ivory rushes in the room. "Are you guys alright?"
They look at her.
"We should have seen that coming," says Venis upset.
"Are you sure you don't remember her?" asks Goodfather.
"I'm trying to remember," answers Steven. He sits back in deep thought.
* * * * *
Lilith, Raven and Tazz sit in the locker room.
"So," say Lilith. She looks at Raven with sleepy eyes.
Raven puts his arm around her shoulders and pulls her towards him so her head is on his shoulder. "Let's get going," he says.
Lilith stands up, Raven and Tazz grab their bags and they head to their rental car.
By the time they reach the hotel Lilith is asleep in the backseat. Raven and Tazz get out.
"Oh look at that," says Tazz. "She's sleeping like a baby."
Raven opens the back car door and undoes her seat belt. He grabs her by her sides.
"5 more minutes..." she mumbles in her sleep.
"Tazz get over here and help me get her out of the car," Raven says.
Tazz walks over as Raven pulls her halfway out of the car. He puts his hands under her arms and holds onto her as Raven grabs her legs and pulls them out of the car. Tazz holds her up as Raven shuts the car door. Raven takes ahold of her and picks her up. They head into the hotel. Tazz heads to his hotel room and Raven to his. He fumbles with the key as he tries to hold Lilith. Finally he gets the key in the lock. He lays Lilith on one of the beds. He takes off her boots and leather jacket. He goes to the second bed and pulls back the covers. Raven then picks Lilith back up and puts her under the covers. He pulls the covers up to her shoulders. He leans down and kisses her on the forehead. "Goodnight Lilith." He then gets ready for bed, crawls into the other bed, and drifts off to sleep.
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Chapter 4
Lilith sits up quickly. Not realizing where she is at first. She looks to her right to see Raven asleep in the other bed. Lilith looks at the clock to see it's about 5:00 am. She slowly gets out of bed, grabs her boots and jacket, sees the room key on top of the TV and grabs it too, then leaves the hotel room. Once in the elevator she puts her boots and jacket on. She walks through the lobby when she sees Buchanan, she quickly hides behind a row of plants. Buchanan walks by and heads to the elevator. Lilith quickly leaves, she hails a taxi to take her to her place.
Once there she pays the driver and heads into the apartment complex. Lilith heads to the stairs and climbs to the third floor. She unlocks the door to her apartment and opens the door, once inside she closes and re-locks the door. She grabs the saddle bags to her motorcylce and her backpack and begins to put clothes and such in them, she also grabs a couple home videos for a memory refresher for Steven. Then she takes a shower and makes herself something to eat. About two hours later she heads to the parking garage. Lilith puts her saddle bags on her motorcycle and puts the backback on. She hops on her motorcycle and heads back to the hotel.
Lilith enters the lobby and heads to an elevator. She pushes the up button. The elevator dooes open. Lilith looks up to see Ivory and Venis. She back away as they see her. The elevator next to that ones doors are just begining to close. She runs for it. Lilith makes it inside, but by the time Ivory and Venis get there the doors shut completely.
Once on the right floor Lilith gets out and heads to Raven's hotel room. She unlocks the door expecting Raven to still be asleep. Lilith opens the door and Raven is standing right there with his arms folded across his chest.
"Shit!" she says. "Don't do that."
Raven smiles slyly. "And where have you been?" he asks. She holds up the saddle bags as she shuts the door.
"Boy sound like mom, much?!" she says jokingly.
* * * * *
Buchanan sees Lilith go into the hotel room. He goes and gets the rest of the RTC.
Tazz comes to get Raven and Lilith. Just as they exit the room the RTC attack them. Lilith gets ramed into the wall, she slowly takes a step forward daized, shaking her head. She moves out of the way before Ivory can kick her. She shoves Ivory into the wall, Steven grabs Lilith from behind, holding onto her arms. She struggles to get free. Then she quickly stops. Raven, Tazz, Venis, Buchanan are still fighting each other. All the sudden Lilith mule kicks Steven causing him to let go. She runs at full speed and spears Venis. Raven and Tazz pull her up, they grab their bags, head to the elevator and leave.
* * * * *
That night at the arena:
Once again the RTC are standing in the ring. The RTC challenge Tazz, Raven and 'their mystery girl' (refering to Lilith), who silently except as they all run to the ring. Only one not wrestling is Steven. Lilith goes straight for Ivory. The referee makes Buchanan, Venis, Raven and Tazz go to their respective corners as Lilith and Ivory continue fighting in the ring.
Eventually Lilith gets Ivory laid out in the ring. She goes to the outside of the ring on the apron. Lilith waits for Ivory to stand up. She leans back and jumps/pulls herself onto the rope, which catapults her frowards for a missle dropkick (ala Sick Boy). She nails Ivory. They both hit the mat and lay there trying to get up. Lilith tags in Tazz and Ivory tags in Venis at the sametime. Lilith rolls out of the ring onto the floor. She looks across the ring and sees Steven. Lilith tugs on Raven's shorts to get his attention. He looks down at her as she looks up then over to Steven then back at Raven. Raven nods his head. At that point Steven jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref. Lilith runs over and pulls Steven's feet out from under him. His head bounces off the apron and he hits the floor. Lilith bends down, "Hello....Stevie..." she says through gritted teeth. Steven gets up, she kicks him in the gut and DDT"s him. She picks him up but before she can do anything Venis does a baseball slide and sends Lilith into the guardrail. Lilith falls to her butt. Ivory starts kicking at her. While in ther ing Raven and Tazz are battling against Buchanan and Venis. Lilith gets to her feet only to have a Frankensteiner put in her by Ivory from the apron. Lilith grabs the apron to help herself up. She is facing Ivory in the process. Ivory's belt is thrown to her by Steven. Ivory hits Lilith over the head with it. Lilith's hand slides from the apron to support herself on the floor. She shakes her head then reaches back up to the apron. Ivory hits her again, once again Lilith's hand slides off the apron to support herself. She reaches back up Ivory hits her for the third time. This time Lilith falls to the ground, out cold. Raven and Tazz are not doing so well in the ring. Steven gets in the ring and 'Stevie kicks' both of them. Buchanan, Venis and Steven get out of the ring on the side that Lilith is knocked out on.
"Pick her up!" demands Steven.
Buchan picks up Lilith and throws her over his shoulder.
Raven comes to as the RTC are at the top of the ramp. First thing he sees is Buchanan carrying Lilith.
"No," he says quietly. "Lilith!"
* * * * *
Chapter 5
Raven and Tazz make their way through the backstage area trying to catch up with the RTC. Lilith is thrown into the back of a white van. Raven and Tazz get outside just as the van is speeding away. Raven yells.
* * * * *
A couple weeks later:
The RTC's music hits the PA system. Ivory, Steven, Buchanan, Venis and Goodfather walk to the ring. Steven stands in the middle of the ring as Goodfather grabs amic.
"Many of you have been wondering what we did with Raven and Tazz's friend...Lilith.."
Steven takes the mic. "According to Lilith...over 3 years ago I knew her...she says....we were good friends. But you see I don't remember, any of this." But the look in his eyes tells you he does. "We're still working on her...she'll come around soon enough. But for now she's ready to be a new member of the Right To Censor. So please welcome Lilith."
The RTC's music starts again. Slowly Lilith walks out dressed in a white shirt and tie and black pants. Lilith doesn't look to comfortable...not quite like an RTC member. Steven has a somewhat softer look in his eyes as he looks at Lilith.
Lilith gets in the ring and just stands in the corner. Doesn't talk.
Steven then turns back to the crowd, the mean look in his eyes has returned. He goes on to berate the crowd.
All the sudden the Hardyz music starts playing. They run to the ring along with Lita. The RTC stand back as they get in the ring. The bell sounds. Ivory, Steven, Venis, Lilith and Lita get out of the ring.
Sometime into the match Steven gets up on the ring apron to distract the ref. Lita rushes around the ring to stop Steven. Lilith jumps up on the apron near Jeff. Before she can do anything Matt grabs her ankles and pulls her off the apron. She hits the ground and Matt hops back in the ring as the bell sounds. The Hardyz have defeated Buchanan and Goodfather. Lilith slowly stands up witha sly smile. When Steven looks at her the smile is quickly gone before he can see it.
'GTV' flashes on the Titon Tron, a home video starts. The date sometime in 1996.. It shows Steven back when he was the fun loving, goofy Stevie and a girl. Soon everyone starts to realize who the girl is....it's Lilith.
The rest of the RTC look at Steven...he looks confused...so does Lilith.
"How the hell..." she says.
It goes on to show them basically just goofing around....
Raven runs down the ramp and attacks the RTC. Steven grabs Lilith and heads backstage. Tazz is waiting on the other side of the curtain. As Steven steps through the curtain Tazz knocks him out. He then picks up Steven and grabs Lilith by the hand...
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Chapter 6
A week later:
A match has been set up...Raven/Tazz in a handicap match against Buchanan, Goodfather and Venis. RTC are the first to the ring. Tazz's music hits the PA system. Once the smoke from the effects clear RTC sees that Steven and Lilith are behind Raven and Tazz being somewhat pulled along by ropes tied around their wrists. They both have a far off look in their eyes. Raven and Tazz hook the other end of the ropes to the ring post in their corner. Lilith and Steven just stand their motionless. The bell rings. Raven charges Venis. They lock up. Venis pushes Raven off into the ropes. Raven, off the ropes, clotheslines Venis. Raven picks up Venis to try and suplex him but Venis reverses...
Halfway through the match Ivory slowly makes her way to Raven and Tazz's corner. Tazz is being attacked by Buchanan and Goodfather, Raven rushes in to help. The ref is holding him back. Ivory unties the rope holding Steven. Raven notices. He quickly gets out of the ring and yanks the rope out of Ivory's hand. She backs off. Raven reties the rope and gets back on the apron and glares at Ivory. She heads over to the RTC's corner.
The ref is being distracted by Venis. Raven quickly runs in, drop toe holds Buchanan and then DDT's Goodfather. He pulls Tazz over Goodfather and attacks Venis. The ref turns around in time to count the three count. Raven unties the ropes from the post as Tazz rolls out of the ring. They head backstage as Venis and Ivory try to help Buchanan and Goodfather up.
Backstage:
Raven ties the end of Lilith's rope to one of the WWF crates as bate. Raven and Tazz take Steven to an room nearby. Venis comes into sight. He sees Lilith standing motionless and rushes over to her.
"Lilith," he says.
She doesn't react. He unties the rope form her hands, still motionless. He grabs one of her hands and starts to walk off. She slowly walks behind him. Lilith turns her head to look back where Raven is. She smiles evily then turns her head back around to follow Venis.
In the RTC lockerroom:
Venis walks in with Lilith. He puts her in a chair, she stares off at nothingness. Ivory waves her hand in front of Lilith's face.
"Nothing..." says Venis.
Ivory decides to go and continue looking for Steven while Venis stays behind. Venis goes into the bathroom. Lilith gets up and walks over to the door and stands an inch away from it. Venis hopes the door.
"Whoa.." he says.
Lilith looks up at him with an evil look in her eyes.
"Hello...Venis," she says imitating his 'hello ladies'.
He looks at her with a somewhat horrified look on his face.
An hour later:
Buchanan comes back to the locker room to find Lilith and Venis sitting, staring into space.
"Not you too," says Buchanan as he rushes out of the room to find Ivory and Goodfather.
Lilith quickly gets up, grabs one of Venis' hands and takes him out of the locker room. She takes him to the room Raven and Tazz first went into.
"Hey Rave," she says as she enters. "I have a gift for you." She pulls Venis into the room.
RTC locker room:
Ivory, Goodfather, Buchanan walk into the locker room to find Lilith and Venis gone.
"Oh great!" says Goodfather. "Now we have three missing people."
"What else could go wrong?" asks Ivory.
Back where Raven is:
Venis and Steven are sitting against a wall. Lilith is changing out of the RTC outfit and into her normal clothes, ripped jeans, L7 shirt, leather jacket, bandana (ala X-Pac). "That's much better," she says as she finishes tying the bandana on her head. She flips her hair back out of her face.
"Yeah that style suits you much better," Tazz smiles.
Chapter 7
A Couple Nights Later:
Raven has a match against Goodfather. Buchanan and Ivory accompany Goodfather to ringside and Tazz accompanies Raven to the ring.
Towards the end of the match Buchanan and Ivory try to interfere in the match. The lights go out. When the lights come back on Lilith has a hold of Ivory. Buchanan and Goodfather are kept outside the ring by Raven and Tazz. Lilith smiles evily and DDT's Ivory. Lilith throws her arms up above her head, her hands in a fist. Raven throws his arms back in his crucifixtion pose. Goodfather and Buchanan slowly get into the ring as Raven, Tazz and Lilith get out. The three slowly walk up the ramp backwards, taunting the RTC. Ivory grabs a mic as she is proped up in the corner.
"Hold it..." she says.
Everyone looks at her.
"Why are you doing this? Don't you see we just want to help you?"
"Oh please," Lilith says somewhat drowned out by the crowd. Someone runs a mic over to her.
"We all know you are devoted to Raven...Who can't see that you're in love with him..."
Raven and Lilith look at each other and cringe/shiver.
"ewww...that's disgusting," replies Lilith.
"Why...He's not your type!" laughs Ivory.
"Only if you're into incest..."
Ivory looks at her confused. Raven grabs the mic.
"She's my baby sister..." he says.
Lilith takes the mic back, "If you would have stayed in the room while Stevie was 'supposedly' brainswashing me you three would already know this...Do you really think anyone could brainwash..me?! The sister of the master of brainwashing."
Ivory, Goodfather nor Buchanan know what to say.
"That's what I thought!" Lilith says as the lights go out. When they come back on Raven, Lilith and Tazz are gone.
RTC quickly run backstage...well all except Ivory, who is still feeling the effects of the DDT. She slowly stumbles around backstage. Ivory heads to the RTC locker room as Buchanan and Goodfather look for Tazz, Raven and Lilith.
Ivory is unaware that she has someone following her. Once she is in her locker room Lilith and Tazz approach the locker room door. Lilith busts through it. Ivory whirls around only to get another DDT. Knocking her out. Tazz picks Ivory up. Lilith reopens the door and peaks around the corner.
"Come on," she says to Tazz.
Tazz and her hurry down the hall. Tazz turns the corner and at the other end of the hall is Goodfather, luckily facing the other way. Tazz does an immediate aboutface almost running into Lilith.
"What?" says Lilith as she looks around him. She sees Goodfather and quickly turns around and head backs around the corner with Tazz close behind. But there is Buchanan heading into the locker room. Lilith stops suddenly. Tazz lowers Ivory and Lilith props her up.
"You take her back to the car." Lilith looks at him.
Buchanan walks back out of the room seeing Ivory gone. He looks down the hall to see Lilith and Tazz talking.
Lilith sees Buchanan, "Here he comes."
Tazz turns to face Buchanan as Lilith drags Ivory off to the car. Lilith slowly gets out of the building pulling Ivory. Raven sees her and rushes over to help. He picks up Ivory and takes her to the car as Lilith follows.
"Where's Tazz?" asks Raven.
"Hopefully heading this way...we ran into Buchanan."
By the time they get Ivory to the car and into it Tazz still has not arrived. Finally after ten minutes Raven decides to go find/help him. Before he even gets back inside the building there's Tazz.
"What?" says Tazz.
Raven just looks at him. "Come on, lets get going."
Tazz, Raven and Lilith squueze into the front seat. Lilith groans as she is stuck between the two. Tazz starts the car and they head to the hotel.
Chapter 8
A few hours later:
They've dropped Venis, Ivory and Steven off at the hotel, locked the room door just in case. Lilith, Raven and Tazz are out at a resturant.
"Please," says Lilith.
Raven rolls his eyes.
"What does she want?" Tazz asks as he sits back down.
"To annoy me," answers Raven.
Lilith smiles at Tazz as she shovels some fried rice into her mouth.
Tazz shakes his head.
The smile quickly fades as Lilith stares behind Tazz.
"What?" he says.
"Buchanan and Goodfather," she answers.
Tazz turns to look. As he turns back around Buchanan spots them. They walk towards the table. Raven, Lilith and Tazz keep eating. Buchanan and Goodfather stand in front of the table.
"Well looky here," says Buchanan.
Raven looks up at them, "Can I help you?"
"Where are they?" snaps Goodfather.
"Where's who?" replies Lilith.
"You know who!"
"Oh you mean Ivory, Stevie and Venis," Lilith pauses.
Before she can continue Buchanan grabs the edge of the table and flips it. Food flies everywhere.
"Damn it!" yells Lilith. "Why is it always when I eat?"
Buchanan lunges at Raven. Raven dodges out of the way and Buchanan knocks LIlith over in her chair. Raven pulls Buchanan up and they start throwing punches. Tazz and Goodfather fight on the other side of Lilith. She slowly gets up. She grabs her chair, raises it over her head and brings it down over Buchanan's back. He bends over. Raven quickly DDTs him. She grabs another chair and hits Goodfather. Tazz then puts him in the Tazzmission till he goes out. He puts his arms under Goodfather's armpits, Raven grabs him by the legs. They take him to the car. Lilith opens the car door for Raven and Tazz to put Goodfather in. She quickly runs to the other side of the car and jumps in the drivers seat. Tazz pushes Goodfather across the backseat and gets in. Raven quickly jumps inthe passenger seat.
"Raven...keys..." she says.
He fells all his pockets and can't find them. "Tazz...keys..." says Raven.
Tazz searches his pockets and finds the keys. He practically throws them into the front seat. Lilith gets the car started just as Buchanan exits the building. She puts the car in drive and takes off just as Buchanan is almost to the car.
"Now I remember why I never let you drive my car," says Raven as Lilith slams on the breaks at a red light some blocks away from the resturant. She ignores Raven's comment as the light turns green and she drives the car to the hotel.
Chapter 9
Once there Raven and Tazz take Goodfather into the hotel as Lilith gets the doors. Lilith pushes the button for the elevator. When it comes to the floor they're on there are a few people in it.
"Too much to drink," Lilith quickly says as she sees the looks on their faces. The look of 'oh' comes over their faces.
They get to the hotel rooms. Lilith unlocks the door to her room and is almost ran over by Steven. He's jumping around the room like crazy.
"I can't wait when I can be back to my old self in front of everyone," he says.
Lilith smiles, "Well the only one left to get is Buchanan," she says as she checks on Venis who is sitting against the wall.
"He's slowly coming back," says Stevie as he sits on one of the beds.
"Good," says Lilith.
There's a knock at the door. Lilith looks out the peephole to see Buchanan.
"Shit."
"What?" asks Stevie.
"It's Buchanan."
Stevie quickly calls Raven's room and tells him that Buchanan is outside the room.
"Okay, we'll be right there."
Buchanan gets upset, because no one will answer. He busts through the door. ONly to see Venis and Steven, oblivious to him. He walks over to them. Lilith crawls out from under one of the beds and slowly creeps toward Buchanan. Just as she gets behind him, he turns towards her. Stevie grabs Buchanan's arms. Buchanan flips Stevie over him. Lilith tries to move but Stevie lands on her. Buchanan grabs Venis and runs out of the room.
"Stevie get off of me!" yells Lilith. Stevie gets up and helps her up. "I don't ever want to end up in that position again...Stevie!"
Stevie laughs.
"I'm serious!"
"I know...do you really think I was that comfortable?" he questions still laughing "Who wants to be found in that position with their cousin or any relative for that matter?"
About that time Raven and Tazz walk in.
"A little late," says Lilith. "He's already gone and taken Venis."
"I wouldn't worry about that part," Stevie says towards Raven and Tazz. "He's himself."
Next Night:
RTC's music starts up. Buchanan makes his way to the ring carrying a mic.
"Last night I was able to get one member of the Right to Censor back after a confrontation with Lilith..now welcome back Venis."
The RTC's music starts back up. Nobody comes out. The music stops then restarts.
"Shut that crap off!" Lilith says as she appears in the entranceway. "Turn on some real music!"
'Hello Ladies' echoes throughout the arena. The crowd cheers loudly, manily females. Val Venis walks out in the RTC outfit. He rips the shirt off then the pants revealing his purple trunks. Back to his old self.
"You were a bit late Buchanan!" says Venis. "I can't believe I let you get the best of me."
Lilith smiles as she looks up at the ceiling. Buchanan looks up.
"Now!" she yells.
A cargo net falls from the ceiling and lands on Buchanan. Raven and Tazz propell from the ceiling as Lilith and Venis walk to the ring. They take Buchanan backstage, to their car and drive off.
A Couple Weeks Later:
Raven's music starts up. Lilith skips happuly out onto the entranceway followed by Raven, Tazz and Venis. They head to the ring. Lilith grabs a mic.
"Okay...start the music..." she says.
Godfather's music begins. He walks out in all his pimp gear followed by his ho's.
"Here we have the Godfather...that's right, Godfather...in his traditional pimp gear," she says acting like she's doing a runway narration.
That next music hits. "And here we have Buchanan in his traditional riot...cop...whatever gear.."
The third music hits. "Well...Ivory....is just Ivory." Ivory walks out somewhat covered. "Sorry boys, but even I wasn't going to touch the clothes issue," Lilith says refering to the way she herself is dressed. She pausese while Ivory gets in the ring.
"And last, but not least...my cousin....Stevie Richards."
Stevies music starts up. "So those of you on the internet that were so sure we were once boyfriend/girlfriend...you can stop being so sure of yourselves now...."
She hugs Stevie as he gets in the ring.
so from this day forward there is no more RTC.......
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